Choreography is without a doubt an essential part to any performance, and is especially a staple to Kpop music. But sometimes artists just don’t hit the mark. Here is a list of 10 dances, in no particular order, that just didn’t work they way they were intended to.
Touch My Body
Sistar
While I like the song, “Touch My Body’s” ridiculous leg shaking choreography is just plain bad. It’s like their trying to get that pool water out their shorts.
History
EXO
Really EXO?! What can be said about this dance? The fact that their pants make them look like they’re wearing diapers, shaking it about does not a good image this choreography provide.
Hands Up
2pm
Maybe not as bad as some of the other’s on this list, but this was a low point in these boys’ career. They had treated us to some of the most innovative choreography in Kpop, and to reduce themselves to open handed fist pumps was just disappointing
Marionette
Stellar
I feel this one goes without saying, but I can’t leave this atrocity of choreography off this list.
Mr.Mr
Girls’ Generation
Much like 2pm, this comes down to not living up to past success. SNSD is behind some of Kpop’s biggest dance crazes, and the “Mr.Mr” choreography didn’t hold a candle to them.
Move
Four Ladies
4L is moving alright! Shaking that crotch all up in out faces. It’s all just too sad
Bonamana
Super Junior
This dance comes after the boys’ sensation, “Sorry, Sorry.” It just didn’t make for a good follow up.
You Know Me
Tasty
This was a lame debut single, and the choreography did it absolutely no favors.
One Shot
B.A.P
The whole dance for this song wasn’t bad, in fact I think it’s their best yet, but this move by Zelo looks painful.
Amazing Bad Lady
Cross Gene
I mean what can be said for a dance that is purely the rubbing of ones crotch?
Did we miss a dance? Share your pick for the weird, and just plain bad in the comments below
Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, and Google+
I think you’re a moron, these dances are epic.
That’s a pretty big conclusion to come to about someone just giving their opinion, but you are entitled to your own opinions.
Reblogged this on and commented:
Hehe I love this!! Asia47, u’r so spot on! Thanks for the article!
Lol I love your description of Sistar’s dance!